Tell her she can't have a vagina
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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