: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
