the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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