PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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