She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
