At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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