super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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