The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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