i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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