idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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