She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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