Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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