Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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