...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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