I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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