omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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