Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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