I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Randomize
