im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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