Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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