Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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