found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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