brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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