he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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