I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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