That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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