I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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