i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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