Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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