one two three fourrrrnication!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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