I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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