Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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