Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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