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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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