I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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