what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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