we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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