i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I would ride that face into the sunset
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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