you traded sex for a burrito?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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