Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
