redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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