I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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