I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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