is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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