what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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