New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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