I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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