Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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