I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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