I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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