You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I puked a lego.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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