A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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