after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
