I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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