Kiss
Puke
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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